Things I would pay for online...

- A Michael Vick illegal dog-fighting enthusiast blog and/or podcast. Because when you have a boring day job as a multi-millionaire NFL quarterback, you need to find your bliss. Price I would pay: $19.95 per year

- A YouTube clip of a Stu Jackson town hall in Phoenix after this decision to enforce the letter of the NBA rule and suspend Amare Stoudamire and Boris Diaw for Game 5 of the Spurs/Suns series. Price I would pay: $59.95 (it'd be more entertaining the Mayweather/De La Hoya PPV)

- A list of the words misspelled at this Spelling Bee. Price I would pay: $5.95